Hey, here's a creative use for a cat: get him to sign the end-user license agreements for online stores and social networks and stuff! That way you can't get dragged to court for abusing the Interwebs, and you can sue Facebook when they abuse your privacy!
All you have to do is teach your puss to use a computer keyboard. And once you've done that, you might as well teach it to blog and use Twitter too. Oh, wait, they already can, and they're better at it than humans are. (Eff you AND your medium-size town's worth of followers, @Sockington).